Sleeping has been tough the past few weeks. For my male friends who may not understand the last few weeks of pregnancy, let me attempt to provide an analogy…
step one: drink a gallon of water just before going to bed.
Then put on some tight leggings…best if it’s two sizes too small. Not that you’ve got extra leggings in your closet…well maybe you do. I’m not judging.
Now shove a twenty pound bowling ball…say in flourescent pink…into your tight tights.
Adjust the ball to sit just above your bladder.
Now, go to sleep.
Report back in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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